Living In The Suburbs

by Jason Vorherr

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LIVING IN THE SUBURBS The noisy neighbours' leaf blower always makes me feel at home and that dog over the back fence that just won’t stop barking guess he hates just being on his own the catcher keeps falling off the lawn mower that old vista engine’s starting to miss and I just remembered that I forgot that it was bin night in this suburban bliss. Living In The Suburbs You’ve got everything you need Living In The Suburbs Some might say it’s the great Australian dream. The kids are riding on their longboards all the way along Alexander avenue dodging the morning traffic as they make their way to school the SUV’s and the four wheel drives sit like giant cane toads well they’re everywhere through this whole estate just blocking up the roads Living In The Suburbs You’ve got everything you need Living In The Suburbs Some might say it’s the great Australian dream. The city lights are shining brightly trying to entice me I’m sitting here in peak hour on the South Eastern Arterial at least you get to catch up on the radio and all their comedy material the Wellington road turn off is just up ahead but being stuck here can be hell it’s probably gonna be bumper to bumper all the way down to the Stamford Hotel Jason Vorherr- Lead Vocals,Acoustic Guitar,Bass Kris McGill- Backing Vocals Richard Tankard- Keyboards Gerry Pantazis- Drums Geoff Wells- Electric Guitar Garrett Costigan- Pedal Steel
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Upwey 03:39
UPWEY Up Upwey way its where I like to stay you can go walk your dog just not on the football ground when you’re in Upwey the rest of the world seems far away you may not know about this place and they’d prefer to keep it that way well you can order your coffee down the main street while you window shop for guitars you can walk the length of Glenfern road just watch out for the cars the local fire brigade is having it’s annual jumble sale while the folks over at the Fat Goat are serving up an ale Up Upwey way its where I like to stay you can go walk your dog just not on the football ground when you’re in Upwey the rest of the world seems far away you may not know about this place and they’d prefer to keep it that way that water tanks’ the land mark it sits high up on the hill I’ve never been able to quite find exactly where it is but i’ll keep searching still the pretty birds that fly around well you can hand feed them the seed they glide on pass the skate park and then through Tin Pan alley Up Upwey way its where I like to stay you can catch up with some old friends outside the IGA when you’re in Upwey the rest of the world seems far away you may never have heard of this place and they’d prefer to keep it that way you’ll begin to feel a change when you climb up that mad mile you’ll begin to feel a change when you climb up that mad mile to commemorate Anzac day you know they do it very well they start the march down near the round a bout and end up at the RSL and once a year you can hear the cheer when those billy carts race by you can sign up for the local football team while lunching on a pie In Upwey There’s nowhere else I’d rather stay you can go walk your dog just not on the football ground when you’re in Upwey the rest of the world seems far away you may not know about this place and they’d prefer to keep it that way that is of course unless you’re here to stay
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STREAMING DOWN THE WING Bleary eyed Sunday morning waking up at 6am it’s a big day up ahead for the DRJFL under 10’s my boy’s wearing the number 9 he’s the little blonde haired cherub faced kid the anticipation’s growing but I think it’s more in me than him coz it’s the highlight of the week it’s such a beautiful thing when I get to see my boy Streaming down the wing Big Monkey on the BBQ cooks the best bacon and egg rolls in the league that’s just what the Woori Yallock locals have led us to believe well I’m rostered on for goal umpire my son he starts on the bench it will be half time before the fog will lift I’m six inches deep in mud and stench but it’s the highlight of the week it’s such a beautiful thing when I get to see my boy Streaming down the wing there’s not a thing quite like the joy that your children bring well the coach was no Barrassi and the captain he sure was no James Hird at the main break boys ate oranges while the mum’s and dad’s would hang off every word some days my child was hardly sighted others he had the ball on a string I didn’t care either way when I saw my young lad streaming down the wing well it’s the highlight of the week it’s such a beautiful thing when I get to see my boy Streaming down the wing when I get to see that little blonde haired cherub faced scallywag streaming down the wing when I get to see my boy either lose or win.
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NOTHING EVER HAPPENS IN SCORESBY Nothing ever happens in Scoresby that’s the way it’s always been you’ve gotta catch a bus to get to a train and now they’ve even closed down Caribbean Gardens there’s not even a watering hole you’ve got to go up Wheelers Hill nothin ever happens in Scoresby it never has and it never will except for that time that Lady Di and Prince Charles drove on by the whole town lined Stud Road I couldn’t see much but I tried nothin ever happens in Scoresby but my memory still remains as a kid I’d search for broken push bikes at the tip then drag them home down Cathies Lane but I’d never go passed Mrs. P’s shop I was too scared of the tough’s hanging round they’s always want your money for pinball or anything you had hanging round then around 79 what an exciting time from a distance in the dark every kid in the neighbourhood swore they could hear KISS from VFL Park. Nothing ever happens in Scoresby cept on the weekends there we would play we’d hire skates from Rollerama well they’re the same ones used to this day I’m kind of glad the place hasn’t changed much it just wouldn’t be the same nothing ever happens in Scoresby and I hope forever it remains nothing ever happens in Scoresby and I hope it always stays that way.
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Same Colours 03:43
SAME COLOURS well I was just a suburban lad not much older than 15 I hadn’t been very far from home without my mum and dad I had heroes a plenty from Paul Stanley to KB and I wanted to see my team run out at the MCG so I got myself a travel card and waited at the stop down the road and when the 753 to Glen Waverley pulled around the corner at the bottom of my street I could see you sitting in the back row seat wearing the same colours as me you were wearing the same colours as me we looked much the same you were a little bit older but still green with a nod and a wink you asked how do you think we’ll go today ? I said if the General can Tap it down to Flea and move the ball quick down to Disco then we’ll see and when the 753 to Glen Waverley pulled up at the station for the train to Flinders Street we walked along the platform and seemed to bond instantly we were wearing the same colours you see you were wearing the same colours as me you’ll never know which way your path will go or how you’ll meet a friend it’s over 30 years since that day we’re a lot older, now in our 50s but the conversation’s still the same as we head into the game now we talk of Cotchy,Dusty and Jack and do you think we can go back to back as we march along Brunton Avenue with the Tiger Army we never forget where we’re from and to be thankful of what has become and if that 753 to Glen Waverley hadn’t pulled around the corner at the bottom of my street I wouldn’t see you there in the back row seat wearing the same colours as me you were wearing the same colours as me wearing the same colours as me.
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THE KIDS DON’T LIE The Greater City Of Knox Christmas Carols of 01 was where I nearly lost my nerve they said there could be ten thousand people in attendance all crammed in at Wally Tew Reserve I was booked as a children’s entertainer in my bright orange pants and cap well I had to follow old Humphrey B Bear I was scared and dripping like a tap Well it was starting to feel quite real as the announcer called my name the stage was set, the show was mine to steal I was just hoping I wouldn’t trip, split my pants or break my hip a million thoughts kept rushing through my brain from Heads and Shoulders to Bob the Builder well I gave them every song I knew they liked cozl I had my very own 3 year old at home I knew all about the Wiggles and High 5 coz the kids don’t lie they say it like it is no don’t you cry no don’t show any fear or else they’ll kick you in the shins tell you that you’re fat, say that you can’t dance and you’re not as tough as my dad well I was buzzing with adrenalin , the show was over in a flash I had to rush off and do another gig I set up on the lawns at the Mooney Valley Racecourse as events go, this too was kind of big I had a mascot named Matilda, the fun loving kangaroo but when she came through the crowd on her way up to the stage the cheeky rascals ripped the head right off the suit. coz the Kids Don’t Lie they say it like it is no don’t you cry no don’t show any fear or else they’ll kick you in the shins tell you that you’re fat, say that you can’t dance and you’re not as tough as my dad at the end of every set I’d blow bubbles in the air what a great way to finish off the night but this time it didn’t work and all that came out was a soapy spirt that shot right into this little fella’s eye he went rushing off crying to his mother I couldn’t pack my gear up quick enough I’d seen the Northern Suburbs a few times before and I knew that the mums here could be tough well the Kids Don’t Lie they say it like it is no don’t you cry no don’t show any fear or else they’ll kick you in the shins tell you that you’re fat, say that you can’t dance and you’re not as tough as my dad.
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ROADTRIP TO METUNG I think it’s time for a getaway haven’t been anywhere for over a year pack the car, pair the phone to the Bluetooth grab the snacks and the dog, the family road trip It’s not that bad once you get through Pakenham Nar Nar Goon is where the traffic dies down little one in the back well she’s asking for Macca’s we pretend we didn’t see the golden arches at the turn off to Moe I could spend the whole day in the beer garden down at the Metung Hotel if you’ve been there yourself then you’ll know it too well it’s a place where your mind drifts away you forget about it all There’s lots of lovely towns along this happy trail from Rosedale to Stratford take the shortcut round Sale we’ll stop and get supplies at the pub in Bairnsdale we’re in luck, we’ve had a good run today watch your speed as you pass through Nicholson I’ve been don’t there before I was dreaming about the boats heading up along the Tambo I had my foot to the floor I could spend the whole day in the beer garden down at the Metung Hotel if you’ve been there yourself then you’ll know it too well it’s a place where your mind drifts away you forget about it all you forget about it all coming into town, Kings Cove on the right the Boardwalk up ahead well it’s such a delight the Dolphins swim freely and the Pelicans take flight nearly there, I can almost taste the beer when you feel the bumps underneath your tyres you know that it’s not far to go well Bancrofts is vibing and the grassland is packed but there’s once place that I’ve gotta go coz I could spend the whole day in the beer garden down at the Metung Hotel if you’ve been there yourself then you’ll know it too well it’s a place where your mind drifts away you forget about it all you forget about it all
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THANK GOD YOU WERE THERE well you could hardly reach the pedals in that old white XF Ford as the tyres slipped on the tram tracks heading homeward down Bridge road after another drunken solo gig where no-one seemed to care you made sure I got home safely and I thank god you were there from then on I would see you from Brighton to the Hills you knew I needed someone to help me fix my ills and that time after the Nighthawk bar when my heart laid bare it was you who called the ambulance and I thank god you were there well I’m not sure where I would ever be if not for you I like the way you care and I thank god you were there that last scare was enough to help me change my ways and you did it with me we haven’t smoked for 3052 days although nobody’s perfect and at times we curse and swear I’m glad you’re still beside me and I thank god you were there well I’m not sure where I would ever be if not for you I like the way you care and I thank god you were there many years have passed now and we’ve lived a lovely life it was christmas eve that year I asked you to be my wife at times it hasn’t been easy with the baggage that I share but I’m glad you stand beside me and I thank god you were there well I’m not sure where I would ever be if not for you I like the way you care and I thank god you were there
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Radio Show 04:11
RADIO SHOW just a boy in his bedroom with his C90 tapes making compilations, from ELO to Dire Straits the radio was his companion, It’s when he never felt alone but never could he have imagined, where his life was yet to go he got a job at 3AK in the record library for a young man of 16 it wasn’t all that it was cracked up to be so he left and worked at Robbie’s collecting trolleys from the carpark but destiny was calling and it was time to make his mark Hold on Tight to your dreams coz you just never know from one day working the supermarket floor to next your own Radio Show so he bought himself a Holden Shuttle, and he drove to make ends meet of a night he’d go to radio school, learning how to speak then one day his big break came, he got a job midnight to dawn then from Hamilton to Hobart, Gold FM, He worked them all Hold on Tight to your dreams coz you just never know from one day a delivery man to next your own Radio Show sometimes it’s hard to know if anybody’s out there is there anybody out there ? I won’t forget the phone call, the day he told me he was sick he was on air at the time, still so professional, so slick you couldn’t hear it in his voice and the public couldn’t see he’d only just won an RA Award, I guess that was his destiny Hold on Tight to your dreams coz you just never know from one day your own Radio Show to a memory we’ll never let go Radio Show Radio Show
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THE WAY IT WAS THEN Bill Lowrie was a hard man a Labourer on the wharf, a good Footballer for St Kilda till he got called up for war his wife Molly and their unborn baby, was who he left behind not knowing if he’d make it back, or if he’d lose his mind Oh That’s just the Way It Was Then After four years he did return with a Military Medal for a young man growing up in the slums of Port Melbourne this was something kind of special as the years rolled by and the family grew to fourteen hungry kids no matter how hard Bill would work, they’d always hit the skids Oh That’s Just The Way It Was Then you did what you could you didn’t know any different Well Bill was paid a pittance and had to fight for the work that he did so wife Molly went off to find work too, Help feed the kids the girls would have to sleep wearing old coats as blankets, Five in a bed while the boys bunkered out on the verandah, no less warmth than in a shed Oh That’s Just The Way It Was Then you did what you could you didn’t know any different Oh, asking the local factory workers for food was something the kids had to do but that’s just the way it was then That waterfront dispute of 1928 was no way to treat a war hero what a low down right disgrace Bill was standing side by side along Princes Pier Dock when a bullet fired right at him from the rifle of a cop Oh That’s Just the way It was Then when you made a stand you never knew what you’re gettin Oh but no-one could understand how to fix a broken man but that’s just the way it was then All the stories that my Nan told me growing up in that family were only of love and laughter That Just The Way it was Then.
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IN THE SUN I lie awake and reminisce of younger days, a love’s first kiss we’d find a way to always seize the day now we’re getting older, our memories fade but there are things that stay the same like the way it feels when the season’s change you’ll feel like the sun when the rain has gone I can’t wait till Summer comes again walking on the beach holding hands and falling in the sand we’ll be having fun we’ll find a place to live In The Sun well I remember those days in Ocean Grove Zinc cream, suntan, Rip Curl clothes with off shore winds the boys would ride the waves and when the day was done we’d share the night with everyone I can’t wait till Summer comes again walking on the beach holding hands and falling in the sand we’ll be having fun we’ll find a place to live In The Sun from the early morning light when I see the clear blue sky I’m in paradise, I’m forever young I’m chasing the sun

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This is Jason's debut album. 'Living In The Suburbs" is a compilation of Australian country flavoured material.The collection is a snapshot of an Australian suburban lifestyle, in particular, the significant and the mundane moments of everyday life to which we can all relate, each song a story and each one inflected with a clever balance of imagery, poignancy and humour.

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released May 5, 2022

All songs written by Jason Vorherr
except "Streaming Down The Wing','Radio Show' Jess Vorherr/Jason Vorherr and 'In The Sun' Geoff Wells/ Jason Vorherr
Recorded at Soggy Dog Recording upwey by Steve Vertigan.
Produced by Steve Vertigan.

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Jason Vorherr Melbourne, Australia

Jason Vorherr is from Melbourne and is well known as the bass guitarist for Australian music icon Daryl Braithwaite. However, in his own right Jason is now proving to be quite the story-telling singer-songwriter. His songs are a charming look at suburban Australian life with a country/folk style. Jason has been compared to the likes of Paul Kelly and Michael Waugh. ... more

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